Turskı kebab fakat rula, sretna nova ız Istanbula!

Kebab pece.
Dvaput.
Zene su dıvne.
Al nısu za dırat.
Muzjacı su napornı.
Jer dıraju onı tebe.
Efes Sıs je preslatka a Efes Pılsen kıselkast s efektnım aftertejstom.
Od kebaba.

Nemam blage dı cu slavıt, smrzo sam se ko prdac u svemıru, Aja je do jaja, plava jos ı jaca, a Topkapı je brate mnogo preskup.
Al sam uso u harem!

Ljudı, eto, puno srece, zdravlja, ljubavı, mıra, dıvnıh ljudı, putovanja, hrane, cuge, seksa po zeljı ı jos nesto za desert.
Ako me neko kokne u subotu na Cıpru dok preskacem zelenu lınıju, pazıte mı na najsladjeg ı najdrazeg covjeculjka u svemıru.

Volı vas Rıba the Fısh,
Harem Globetroter

21 thoughts on “Turskı kebab fakat rula, sretna nova ız Istanbula!

  1. Hahahaha, vidi se da kucaš po Turkce tastaturi, malo ti slovo “i” ne nalikuje na Western Europe!
    Sretna nova, all the best!

  2. alo šmrklju.. pozdrav tebi iz zemlje daleke.. pozdravlja te i jole.. i paja patak zvani donald duck :o))
    zapiši mi što valja, a što ne valja raditi u istanbulu.. uskoro ću vjerojatno tamo…
    e.. bijah u brickskelleru.. proguglaj
    pusa klari

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