Krašograd i Trašograd

Krašograd i Trašograd

Ostavio sam Juniora u školi poslije zimskih praznika. Nema više Opstanaka, Malih programa, Poletaraca, Pera Detlića, Lala Gatora ni onog super filma u kojem brko nikako da ubije Yula Brinera. Dani u praznom Zagrebu, metiljanje dok su starci na poslu, telka, nogač, švrljanje po kvartu, grudanje, i pokoja prva ljubav. I skupljanje sličica Životinjskog carstva…

Ostalo mi po džepovima čokolada od vikenda, pa žderuckam dok vozim, da se ne baci. I pod zub mi dođe taj tvrdi tanki oštri dio Carstva, vazda prepoznatljiv i nenadomjestiv. I odlutam u dane djetinjstva kad se skupljalo, kokalo, mijenjalo, pa čak i kralo, samo da se skupi album i dobije ogromna kutijetina s bar deset kila Kraševih proizvoda.

Ali, nisam ga skupio u djetinjstvu, ni u tinejdžerstvu, samo sam tu i tamo vidio neko sretno dijete kako otvara deset kila čokolada, govana i keksa, s osmijehom koji liječi sve rane. Skupio sam ga na faksu, kad sam se đorao s Klempom i Marijom, došao do dućana, teta beskrupulozno i bolno kemijskom prekrižila sve sličice, i dala mi kutijicu, ma fasciklu od niti kile. Sa smežuranim nakaznim tvrdim Bimbo žvakama iz prošlog stoljeća.

Danas je dan za trash, u Cliu mi urla 365 od Satiketa, još malo pa ću i Emiliju i Ninu stavit, eventualno Papagena… I kako me Trashograd vezao uz Krašograd, a radim u Remetincu, nekako sam ljut na onog nakaznog lopova koji mi je sad u susjedstvu, a koji je uz medvjede i umjetnine ukrao i devet kila mojih čokolada. Triput nadan u pak dobio dabogda, idem šljakat. Ajd pivili…

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5 thoughts on “Krašograd i Trašograd

  1. Ma ne zali za cokoladom, ionako si skoro taj komad iz dzepa bacio. Danas tvoj sin skuplja Pockemone i Strumpfove i bice zdraviji od nas. A za nas su, u ovim godinama, ionako bolji cevapi. Pozdrav!

  2. kako je zli Grinč ukrao cijelo Životinjsko carstvo (pobio-pojeo-preparirao), onako debeo, bucmast, a lep ko (Slatki) greh? lako, eto kako! sa užitkom, stilom, šarmom i raspuklim glasom, štitio je nas (mlađu i stariju) djecu od nas samih- kradući nam čokolade- da se ne udebljamo; kradući nam pare-da ustrajemo u radu (rad je od čovjeka stvorio majmuna)… normalno, da je vlasnik čokolada, gospodarskih komora, nacvionalnih parkova, muzeja umjetnina! on to voli-poznaje-uživa u tome; raja bi to rasfućkala, udebljala se, pojela i potrošila. Go, Nadan, go! u dobrom si društvu (The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen), sve sami Moriarty-zli genijalci.

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